The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

slavesnake:

She has an outstanding mind

stop:

jamgurl73:

golddiggerr:

BERNICE

Don’t fuck with Bernice!

Bernice is my cousin yall

stop:

jamgurl73:

golddiggerr:

BERNICE

Don’t fuck with Bernice!

Bernice is my cousin yall

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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you4eya:

Jhene Aiko x Nas

you4eya:

Jhene Aiko x Nas